SHH DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!

She Who Must Be Obeyed would probably kill me if she found out I was doing this so make sure you don't tell anyone.

Unfortunately for the Johnston Man Clan the technician was unable to find any "boy parts" in today's ultrasound. This of course is a major calamity in this bastion of testosterone. None us are really too sure what to do. The doctor was of no hope at all declaring that there is a 95% chance that the baby's lack of "boy parts" is chronic and that despite of some promising research there is no cure covered by our insurance carrier.

There was a motion forwarded by one of the clan to request a do-over, however, the great and fearless mother goddess of the Johnston Man Clan rejected those seditious murmurings. The mother goddess declared that all would be well and that the child lacking in "boy parts" would be most welcome into the clan. The desire for food overcame any further objections from the junior clan members.

Oh well, the junior clan members have resigned themselves to the fact (contrary to Jefferson's stipulation) that not all men are created equal and that we are just going to have to get along with one of those other members of the homo sapien species that have no "boy parts."

---posted surreptitiously by ej-----